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Ich mag große Kolben und ich kann nicht lügen

edwardspoonhands:

spirantization:

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

i thought this bird was snacking on the fault in our stars

I was like “TFIOS!” then “FAKE CHIPS! STUPID PIGEON” then I read…

edwardspoonhands:

spirantization:

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

i thought this bird was snacking on the fault in our stars

I was like “TFIOS!” then “FAKE CHIPS! STUPID PIGEON” then I read…


Jul 18th at 3PM / via: geothebio / op: iguanamouth / 108,202 notes

We Asked 22 Women Why They Take Birth Control And These Are Their Answers


poochcrew:

This little guy was one of the last babies of the summer last year. He knew exactly how to get all the attention.

poochcrew:

This little guy was one of the last babies of the summer last year. He knew exactly how to get all the attention.


quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like


ladydispute:

areyoumadeofwax:

Guess who got a job interview tomorrow!

Omg where??

Its at studio one cafe, the one that Freshner recommended me for




Imagine this:

Jul 17th at 6PM / via: geothebio / op: violethour320 / 6,363 notes

violethour320:

An open world A:TLA/LOK game, like Skyrim.
You’re the Avatar.
You pick your nation.
Customize your character.
Pick an animal guardian.
Make friends along the way.
You forge your own path as the Avatar.

Please. Please. Please.


Jul 17th at 6PM / 3 notes

Guess who got a job interview tomorrow!