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Ich mag große Kolben und ich kann nicht lügen

amor-amore-compensatur:

that’s true friendship


sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.


punklucifer:

I scrolled hoping for a description and there wasn’t one


Jul 27th at 11PM / via: wickedlace / op: omgbuglen / 129,782 notes
godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.


edwardspoonhands:

spirantization:

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

i thought this bird was snacking on the fault in our stars

I was like “TFIOS!” then “FAKE CHIPS! STUPID PIGEON” then I read…

edwardspoonhands:

spirantization:

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

i thought this bird was snacking on the fault in our stars

I was like “TFIOS!” then “FAKE CHIPS! STUPID PIGEON” then I read…


Jul 18th at 3PM / via: geothebio / op: iguanamouth / 141,279 notes

We Asked 22 Women Why They Take Birth Control And These Are Their Answers


poochcrew:

This little guy was one of the last babies of the summer last year. He knew exactly how to get all the attention.

poochcrew:

This little guy was one of the last babies of the summer last year. He knew exactly how to get all the attention.


quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like


ladydispute:

areyoumadeofwax:

Guess who got a job interview tomorrow!

Omg where??

Its at studio one cafe, the one that Freshner recommended me for